i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET
This actually works, and it feels like the future.
I couldn’t just ignore my symptoms. So. I paid $30 (non-introductory $40) to talk with a doctor face-to-face on my phone.
You pay for a 15-minute session (either on-demand or you can schedule a time in advance) and enter your symptoms. There’s a 15-minute countdown clock while you have the “visit” with the doctor. It might not sound like a lot of time but it’s actually enough. And it was well worth it. The doctor I had was nice and helpful. I small talked with her and she said she owns a private practice and does this when she has extra time. I believe I read somewhere that this company takes a 25% cut, so at a normal price, $30 of the $40 goes to the doctor (I believe at the introductory price the company is just taking a 0% cut).
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.