Awkward, and a Ravenclaw. Come, one and all, Potterheads, Whovians, Kingdom Hearts fans.

bowtied:

imjust-kyian:

thefourteenthdoctor:

Here, have a TARDIS post.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr

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trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

yourneighborhoodcannibal:

mishasminions:

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

This is my favorite post of all time.

(Source: angelsofft)

"Melody Malone. She’s a private detective in old town New York."

(Source: cristinmilioti)

jesussbabymomma:

PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

agameofmerthur:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

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(Source: merthur-in-storybrooke)

allxthirteen:

theladylillibet:

black-nata:

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock

and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy

(Source: taylor-swift)

doctorwho:

hudderstrade:

and decided to pull a prank on my brother.

He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.

While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing…

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

(Source: frodbaggins)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

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