Much to blog about nothing

prostitourettes:

you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

—(via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: psych-facts)

thesexydalek:

[x]

I never thought about it until this gifset but ohgodfeels

sexmachinereadytoreload:

I AM LIZ LEMON

(Source: youre-just-jelly)

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

pixalry:

Disney Character Oil Paintings - Created by Heather Theurer

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: spybook)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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andrewnonumbers:

This actually works, and it feels like the future. 

I couldn’t just ignore my symptoms. So. I paid $30 (non-introductory $40) to talk with a doctor face-to-face on my phone. 

You pay for a 15-minute session (either on-demand or you can schedule a time in advance) and enter your symptoms. There’s a 15-minute countdown clock while you have the “visit” with the doctor. It might not sound like a lot of time but it’s actually enough. And it was well worth it. The doctor I had was nice and helpful. I small talked with her and she said she owns a private practice and does this when she has extra time. I believe I read somewhere that this company takes a 25% cut, so at a normal price, $30 of the $40 goes to the doctor (I believe at the introductory price the company is just taking a 0% cut).

andrewnonumbers:

This actually works, and it feels like the future.

I couldn’t just ignore my symptoms. So. I paid $30 (non-introductory $40) to talk with a doctor face-to-face on my phone.

You pay for a 15-minute session (either on-demand or you can schedule a time in advance) and enter your symptoms. There’s a 15-minute countdown clock while you have the “visit” with the doctor. It might not sound like a lot of time but it’s actually enough. And it was well worth it. The doctor I had was nice and helpful. I small talked with her and she said she owns a private practice and does this when she has extra time. I believe I read somewhere that this company takes a 25% cut, so at a normal price, $30 of the $40 goes to the doctor (I believe at the introductory price the company is just taking a 0% cut).

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

sixpenceee:

Put up all the horrible “wow if that was me, I’d die” ones

For a compilation of horror sleep-over games

stoneddreamerx:

Where do I apply ?

stoneddreamerx:

Where do I apply ?

(Source: hotsenator)

toothiest:

*thinks about how much i love my friends* *has to lie down*